Flogger

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Flogger has been playing Utopia since the first day it opened. Flogger invented many popular tactics still in use today, including Attacking, Peasant Killing, Waving, Using ICQ and Tagging Whales. Flogger once Peasant Killed AquaSeaFoam, which is his proudest Utopia moment. His second proudest Utopia moment was getting a blowie during a wave.


Chai once Peasant Killed Flogger. This has the unfortunate side effect of killing Chai, who died for OVER 9000 rounds.


Currently Flogger plays in Pulse, after being booted from Secrets for abusing his Delorean and leaving Mercy over his unfortunate animal-rights abuses (See: Whales, Tagging). The irony of Flogger playing in Pulse after having Zenobias Zealots wave them into hostile is lost on nobody and has inspired many lols.


Flogger is intolerant of gingers. He and his old friends from Relentless Armies (RAFags) constantly talk about how awesome they were because they played Halflings 10 years ago.

Picture of flogger and some girl he picked up after he pk'ed her boyfriend [[1]]