Angelus

Angelus has been playing Utopia forfuckingever. Unfortunately, he still sucks donkey dick and has to dice to keep up. What a bitch.

Angelus loves jerking off to Irish porn, which is usually just videos of guys drinking beer. He invented uTools because he wanted to be able to play Utopia with one hand. He secretly uses uTools to spy on good kingdoms so he can learn how to be good at Utopia. So far, it is not working.

Angelus regularly takes "trips" to "other countries", which really means he drinks himself stupid and then drunk dials Bishop.

Angelus does not understand how fake wars work and regularly casts Meteor Showers on his FW partners.