Deana

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Deana is the real monarch of Sanctuary of Absalom. Jdorje is just an IRC nick that Sanctuary uses for diplomacy.


Deana's nickname is The Rabid Goldfish.


Deana hates you. You are probably pissing her off right now. In fact, it is a virtual certainty that she is talking to someone about how much she fucking hates you right this minute.


Deana is a card-carrying member of the "We Hate Anything With A Penis" club. While not a lesbian, she hates all men because they take her ideas, swing their dicks around and claim them as their own.


Deana does not have PMS. She's just always like that. Deana actually has reverse PMS, where for three days a month, she isn't bitchy and emo.


Deana has never won Genesis. She usually does well and then goes to fight V to block for someone. Fuck V. Fuck them in their stupid asses.


Deana banked for Sanctuary a few times. It was fun.


Deana hates Hair Flipping Giggle Girls.


Deana is good at Achievement Unlocked 2, but regularly struggles with the Piano. The Piano may or may not be "a fucking bugged stupid piece of shit".