Hawk

Hawk is also known as Hawkerz.

Hawk runs the Absalom IRC server and can totally kline your ass.

Nobody is sure what Hawk does for a living. He has been confirmed as a jaguar wrangler, male stripper and accountant at various times in his career.

Hawk is a member of the cyberpolice. In the event that you have dun goofed, he can backtrace your ass. It is important not to dun goofed, as consequences will never be the same, including, but not limited to, a glock being popped in your mouth to make a brain slushie.